If I were ...I would...

If 

                        IF I WERE RICH I WOULD BUY STADIUM...

                               IF I WERE CRISTIANO RONALDO WOULD NOT LET ME LONG HAIR...

                                    IF I WERE SNOWBOARDER I WERE SNOW IN THE DESERT...
                              

Makeover Gimp

First select the Paths tool and outline the hair then push enter.

The go to Colors and pres Color Balance and play with the colors until you like it.

And now for the eyes press the free Draw tool and as neatly possibly trace them.

And then go to Colors and press Color Balance and play with in until you like it .

Shrek Change Face

Change a face

Place your hand on fire

The walls have ears

Better be the head of mouse tail leon